I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
birthday: March 17
single or taken: single
eye color: Green
middle name: Tao
favorite color: Dark Purple
lucky number: 5
hogwarts house: slytherin
favorite fictional character: Just one? OK fine probably Carbonel, King of the cats
favorite television show: uhhhhhh
favorite season: Cold as fuck snow everywhere middle of winter thank you
describe yourself in a few words: Snuggly fuck with messed up teeth and four cats
future children’s names: Hahaha i dont want children
meaning of your name: Food of the gods (plz dont eat me though)
what do you plan to/do for a living: I want to own my own little bakery with a stage so there can be live music and good ass food
starbucks order: I was raised on a strict diet of local coffee shops sorryyyyy (my mums fault entirely)
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert
dawn or dusk
righty or lefty
coffee or tea or neither
rain or shine
reading or writing