What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?
stop it hurts omg
I love this guy <3
I swear I am gonna use all of these as reaction gifs.
you have my blessing <3
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
What book is this? I must have this because of reasons?
friends don’t let friends bang cows
for a second i thought that was the title
but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic! also i just found out
it’s on amazon for kindle
S C O R E
well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D
…..”United States of American”
"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"
I NEED IT.
This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!
I need this book.
I just bought the kindle version of it
Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:
So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her.
But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”
Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.
Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean
and makes a whole ton of foam
and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually
from dick foam.
You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?
All of it.
THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!
I’ve got a lot of free time so
EVERY PERSON who reblogs this will get a gif that corresponds to their url in their submit thingy.
no, like, every person.
I WANT IT
i’d like to see you try, man
SHE DID IT
What if I made a blog thats just full of cute girls, femslash and other cute fictional lesbians
because I feel like thats a blog that needs to happen
I’m starting it up it’s this
Save Rock and Roll - Fall Out Boy/Piano Tribute Players; The left ear is the official studio version from Save Rock and Roll while the right ear is a piano cover by The Piano Tribute Players.
Listen to more of my stuff here.
Download it here.
heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
i cant believe this
this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game
I spend $400 on a video editing program and this is what I do with it. Money well spent.
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."